she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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