Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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