I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Just cropdusted the office
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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