I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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