We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
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