eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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