My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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