I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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