Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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