I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I think my nap took me to another dimension
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
