He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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