Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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