how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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