In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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