My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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