I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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