I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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