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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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