Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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