He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Even my vagina gasped.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
