If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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