Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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