You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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