last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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