Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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