i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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