Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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