hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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