If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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