I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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