Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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