That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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