Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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