He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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