But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
why didn't you poke me back
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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