Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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