when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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