the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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