Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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