Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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