Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I love you.
Bad choice
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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