On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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