Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
operation have a gay friend backfired
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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