We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Randomize
