So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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