i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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