i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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