it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I could make wine with my vomit
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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