How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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