i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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