There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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