what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I currently don't understand fingers.
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