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I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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