Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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