check it out our google latitudes are spooning
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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